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Description: This pastel Baphomet is here to bring a little dark humor and a lot of pastel magic to your world.

Description: This axolotl may be goth, but it's all about spreading pastel love in the darkest depths of your heart.

Description: Santa traded his red suit for gothic pastels, but he's still delivering Christmas with a darkly whimsical twist.

Description: Watch out! These velociraptors have a need for speed and a degree in physics.

Description: hen you need the heaviest armor for the wildest adventures, it's time to call in the Possumadillo! Armored, adorable, and absolutely unstoppable.

Description: When life gives you decayed skulls, make mushroom masterpieces! These fungal friends are having a blast taking over the afterlife.

Description: Batter up. It's the bone-crushing baseball game you never knew you needed! Watch as this skeletal superstar hits home runs that are genuinely spine-tingling.

Description: When the ball's bones, the game's on! Join this spirited skeleton for a match that's an absolute scream.

Description: Dive into nostalgia with Pixelotl, the pixelated axolotl on a retro gaming quest for aquatic glory.

Description: Motherhood might be a 'walk in the park,' but when you're a T-Rex mom, that park is full of tiny, fast-moving prey.

Description: Fatherhood might be a 'walk in the park,' but when you're a T-Rex dad, that park is full of tiny, fast-moving prey.

Description: Paws and Purrayers: It's the 'Last Meow-per' with our fabulous feline disciples, where whiskers and wonders unite for a feast like no other.

Description: Deck the labs with boughs of chemistry, it's Chemistree, oh Chemistree! May your reactions be jolly and your beakers be full this holiday season.

Description: When life hits you with an 'O-Possum' moment, just scream it out with this expressive opossum emojis.

Description: Y'all better watch out, this cactus cowboy's got more spikes than his trusty steed's got hooves!

Description: When Bigfoot hops on a unicorn, you know things are getting mythical! Watch them leave a trail of baffled forest creatures and glitter in their wake!

Description: When extinction didn't get the memo, we got the Zombie Dinosaur! Watch out, he's got a bone to pick... or chew!

Description: Even the Grim Reaper knows that life's just one grand, chaotic finale!

Description: When the moon's full, our friendly neighborhood werewolf just can't resist a late-night karaoke session!

Description: When dinosaurs gather for dinner, you know it will be a blast! Check out this prehistoric party, complete with a celestial surprise!

Description: Gather 'round the spookiest table in town! It's The Last Supper with a Halloween twist, where ghouls and ghosts break bread with a side of spooky delight.

Description: In space, no one can hear you squeak! Join our tardigrade explorer on the ultimate planetary adventure.

Description: This cool cat's got the purr-fect riff! Rock on with our feline fretmaster!

Description: When your pug decides to go Jurassic, you know it will be a 'pug-tastic' adventure!

Description: This dachshund's on a prehistoric adventure; he has a T-Rex to prove it! Doggone wild!

Description: This opossum is having an identity crisis on the disco ball - it's all panic and no disco!

Description: Dive into the adorable depths of curiosity with this cute Axolotl.

Description: Where darkness meets cuteness in a spellbinding fusion of enchantment!

Description: Even the galaxy gets a makeover with this skull's artsy meltdown. It's an interstellar paint party!

Description: Watch out, it's the 'Zom-Bee' apocalypse! These undead pollinators are dying to take a bite out of your brains... or maybe just some honey!

Description: Rocking the Garbage Cans and Stages Near You!

Description: Meet the Grim Cuddler, where skeletons and kitties find common ground!

Description: The ultimate connoisseur of refuse proudly proclaims Trash Eater Extraordinaire!

Description: Life six feet under? Never better! Join our tearful skeleton for a dose of dark humor from the afterlife.

Description: Is your jaw ready for this sharp-witted shark's fin-tastic humor?

Description: Dive into the deep with the Great White Shark. It's not just a fish, it's a toothy masterpiece!