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Hoodies

Bigfoot Yoga Hoodie

Description: Namaste, you hairy legend.

Tags: buddha, creature, cryptid, meditate, meditation
Slow Rock Hoodie

Description: Shreds at sloth speed.

Tags: band, guitar, guitar player, guitarist, heavy metal
Slow Rock Hoodie

Description: Shreds at sloth speed.

Tags: band, guitar, guitar player, guitarist, heavy metal
Cat Unicorn Hoodie

Description: Stealth mode: fabulous.

Tags: cat, caticorn, fantasy, kitten, kitty
Schrodingers Cat Hoodie

Description: Alive. Dead. Still ignoring you.

Tags: biology, cat, chemical, chemist, chemistry
Dinosaur Island Hoodie

Description: Prehistoric fun!

Tags: brachiosaurus, dino, dinosaurs, extinction, island
Dad Tax Hoodie

Description: Legally obligated to steal your pizza.

Tags: best dad, dad, dad joke, dad jokes, daddy
Pride Tarot Card Hoodie

Description: Love you to death.

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbtq
ABC America Hoodie

Description: The ABCs of Murica.

Tags: abc, abc alphabet, alphabet, alphabet letters, america
Old, Slow and Boring Hoodie

Description: Retired from giving a damn.

Tags: bored, boredom, boring, funny, lazy
Space Axolotls Hoodie

Description: Houston, we have a squish.

Tags: amphibian, astronaut, axolotl lover, black hole, cute axolotl
Cassette Tape Hoodie

Description: Mixed Emotions.

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, analog, audio
The Squatch Hoodie

Description: The truth is hair.

Tags: adventure, astrology, bigfoot, creature, cryptid
Ferrous Wheel Hoodie

Description: The ride is Fe-nomenal!

Tags: atomic, chemical, chemist, chemistry, chemistry teacher
Gothic Mythical Creatures Hoodie

Description: Legends never die, they just get spookier.

Tags: cryptid, cryptid creature, cryptid monster, cryptozoology, fantasy
Can I Lick It Periodic Table Hoodie

Description: Can i?

Tags: chemical, chemist, chemistry, chemistry teacher, elements
Pope Leo XIV Hoodie

Description: Habemus Papam

Tags: america, american, catholic, christian, faith
In My Axolotl Era Hoodie

Description: Just vibin' and regeneratin’.

Tags: amphibian, animal, axolotl expert, axolotl fan, axolotl keeper
Overwhalemed Hoodie

Description: Too deep. Can't even.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, depressed, depression, marine life
Pirate Mixtape Hoodie

Description: Arrr and B Side

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape
Axolotl Island Hoodie

Description: Axolotl of fun in one place!

Tags: adventure, amphibian, animal, axolotl lover, beach
Plague Doctor Hoodie

Description: One bowl of doom-delicious ramen.

Tags: bird mask, black death, epidemic, gothic, japan
Cat Island Hoodie

Description: Welcome to Purradise Island.

Tags: animals, beach, cat, cats, fantasy
Nocturnal Night Club Hoodie

Description: Strictly after dark.

Tags: animals, bat, night club, nocturnal, opossum
Chicken Abduction Hoodie

Description: Take the eggs, not me!

Tags: abduction, alien, aliens, close encounters, extraterrestrial
Cat Games Hoodie

Description: One wrong move and it’s catastrophic!

Tags: animal, cats, cute, fun, game
Unfollow Hoodie

Description: Unfollowed so hard it crossed over to the afterlife!

Tags: dead, death, facebook, follow, grim reaper
Honey Bunnies Hoodie

Description: Sweet and sticky!

Tags: apiculturist, bee, beekeeper, beekeeping, bees
Noble Gases Hoodie

Description: They're fancy, they're stable, they're nobility in gaseous form!

Tags: atom, chem, chemical, chemist, chemistry
The Audacity Hoodie

Description: Riding high on pure audacity!

Tags: astrology, dead, death, fantasy, horoscope
Knight Owl Hoodie

Description: Night shifts, noble quests.

Tags: animal, bird, fantasy, knight, medieval
Be Coo Hoodie

Description: Stay coo, pigeon crew!

Tags: animal, be cool, bird, birds, coo
Fox and Butterfly Hoodie

Description: Just a little fox making big butterfly friends!

Tags: blossom, butterfly, cherry blossom, flower, foxy
Earth Day Hoodie

Description: Go planet, it's your Earth Day.

Tags: climate change, earth, eco, ecology, environment
Pufferfish Hoodie

Description: Bloated and full of regret.

Tags: bloated, blowfish, chronic pain, fish, fishing
Sarcastic Crow Hoodie

Description: Early bird? Nah, I'm a grumpy bird—F-CAW-F!

Tags: bird, black bird, black crow, crow, dark humor

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