Funny Hoodies

A whole chart of the world's axolotls in soft kawaii style, basically the cutest amphibian field guide you can wear.

The periodic table, but every element answers the one question chemistry teachers dread. Nerdy, a little gross, genuinely clever.

One tiny axolotl, one game controller, infinite respawns, the mascot for anyone whose 'one more match' never actually ends.

A cheeky Noah's Ark word-play about which mythical creatures 'didn't make the boat', wholesome Christian humor with a wink.

A retro ninja cat riding a shark through a Great-Wave sea, equal parts woodblock art and glorious nonsense.

A kawaii axolotl adrift in a dreamy pastel-goth cosmos, cute, cosmic, and just a little melancholy.

A cute Bigfoot riding a T-Rex, because two impossible things are better than one. Peak 'why not' energy.

The plague-doctor icon reimagined kawaii, creepy-cute in soft pastel-goth colours for the menhera-aesthetic crowd.

The plague-doctor icon reimagined kawaii, creepy-cute in soft pastel-goth colours for the menhera-aesthetic crowd.

A trash-loving opossum piloting a T-Rex through prehistoric chaos, the mascot for the feral-and-unbothered.

A menhera teddy bear in soft pastel-goth colours, the comfort pick for sad boys and pastel-aesthetic girls.

A charming chart of shark faces by species, marine-biology cool for the friend who can ID a goblin shark on sight.

That unmistakable beaked plague-doctor mask, framed as an ominous tarot card, equal parts history nerd and horror fiend.

A chemistry cat presiding over the periodic table, proper element geekery, made irresistibly cute.

This cute and colorful Coffee Cats design combines two fan favorites, adorable cats and delicious coffee drinks.

'The first man with a tablet to download from the cloud.' A Moses tech-pun for the faith-meets-IT crowd.

A greatest-hits reel of analog childhood, cassette, boombox, rotary phone, for the proudly ancient 90s kid.

'You're not just trash, you're bisexual trash.' A joyful pride pun with a scrappy raccoon-and-possum crew.

A field guide to animals with brutally sarcastic names, nature, but make it a meme.

'Wanna taco 'bout Jesus?' A groan-worthy Christian food pun for the icebreaker in your church group.

Death itself, softened into kawaii pastel-goth colours, a memento mori you'd genuinely put on a keychain.

A Venus flytrap reimagined as a proper little monster, horror with a green thumb.

A creepy-cute voodoo doll in soft pastel-goth colours, for the teen with big 'don't test me' energy.

The whole paranormal starting lineup, Bigfoot, Nessie, Mothman, Jersey Devil, for the true cryptid believer.

'The first man with a tablet to download from the cloud.' A Moses tech-pun for the faith-meets-IT crowd.

A house cat's official résumé, professional napper, part-time menace, references available upon waking.

The Lovers tarot card, reimagined as a goth skeleton romance, occult cool for the daily-card-puller.

A charming 'types of Nessie' chart for the proud Loch Ness believer who wants the world to know.

A zombie hitting a dab, the effortless Halloween 'costume' for the kid who refuses to plan one.

'Guess what? Chicken butt.' The timeless dad-joke, immortalized for the farm-humor faithful.

'Local cryptid', kawaii cryptozoology for the friend who's basically folklore themselves.

'Just a boy who loves axolotls and video games.' Pure wholesome enthusiasm, zero irony.

'Adopt a pet', if the pets were Bigfoot and Mothman. Playful creepiness for the folklore fan.

A cute witch-frog among snails and mushrooms, cottagecore-meets-goblincore for the cozy-spooky soul.

A kawaii axolotl on a dreamy vaporwave-goth palette, cute meets nu-goth for the pastel-aesthetic crowd.

A cute 'tortoises of the world' chart in kawaii style, the slow-and-steady field guide for reptile lovers.

Grab this funny Pumpkin Pi Circumference Pie Shirt for an easy costume at Thanksgiving or Halloween parties.

Kawaii Octopus Sea Animals design.

A charming 'crabs of the world' chart, for the friend who loves catching them, eating them, or just the vibe.

A T-Rex at the gym, defeated by arm day. The struggle is, for him specifically, extremely real.

A kawaii nine-tailed kitsune from Japanese folklore, mythical and magical for the lore lover.

A stubby-legged corgi riding a T-Rex, pure joy for corgi people and dinosaur-loving kids alike.

'Not today, Jesus', a tongue-in-cheek satanic unicorn for the nu-goth kawaii-666 collector.

The old school rotary phone dial evokes memories of the classic cimphone.

The state of Texas built from yellow roses, quiet, pretty state pride for the proud Texan.

Introvert Cryptid Humor design.

Cats and the periodic table, the internet's two great loves, finally on the same shirt.

Occult Pagan Spirituality design.

Cryptid Monsters Folklore design.

A nine-tailed kitsune from Japanese folklore, drawn soft rather than fearsome.

Calling all vinyl collectors!

This funny "Types of Pie" design combines cute kawaii illustrations with a clever math pun for a sweet and nerdy twist.

Chaos noodle. The most accurate name anyone has ever given a ferret, and we did not invent it.

Cute Academic Graduation design.

Mexican Bigfoot Apparel design.

The Gamesolotl: a tiny axolotl with a controller and no intention of stopping at one more match.

A group of crows is a murder. A few of them, therefore, is attempted murder.

Cute English Sheepdog for anyone who loves old English sheepdogs.

A cassette tape as an age gauge. If you can read it without thinking, it already applies to you.

An opossum in a ramen bowl, perfectly content. Trash animal meets comfort food and neither seems surprised.