Funny Performance T-Shirts

The periodic table, but every element answers the one question chemistry teachers dread. Nerdy, a little gross, genuinely clever.

That unmistakable beaked plague-doctor mask, framed as an ominous tarot card, equal parts history nerd and horror fiend.

A majestic dragon made entirely of sushi rolls, cute Japanese-food art for anyone whose ideal night is all-you-can-eat.

The plague-doctor icon reimagined kawaii, creepy-cute in soft pastel-goth colours for the menhera-aesthetic crowd.

The plague-doctor icon reimagined kawaii, creepy-cute in soft pastel-goth colours for the menhera-aesthetic crowd.

A menhera teddy bear in soft pastel-goth colours, the comfort pick for sad boys and pastel-aesthetic girls.

This cute and colorful Coffee Cats design combines two fan favorites, adorable cats and delicious coffee drinks.

Death itself, softened into kawaii pastel-goth colours, a memento mori you'd genuinely put on a keychain.

A Venus flytrap reimagined as a proper little monster, horror with a green thumb.

The whole paranormal starting lineup, Bigfoot, Nessie, Mothman, Jersey Devil, for the true cryptid believer.

A spooky-cute cat slurping ramen in soft pastel-goth colours, the food-and-goth crossover for the soft-grunge crowd.

The Lovers tarot card, reimagined as a goth skeleton romance, occult cool for the daily-card-puller.

'Just a boy who loves axolotls and video games.' Pure wholesome enthusiasm, zero irony.

A cute witch-frog among snails and mushrooms, cottagecore-meets-goblincore for the cozy-spooky soul.

A kawaii axolotl on a dreamy vaporwave-goth palette, cute meets nu-goth for the pastel-aesthetic crowd.

100 counting hash marks for the '100 days smarter' milestone, a classroom celebration you can wear.

Kawaii Octopus Sea Animals design.

A T-Rex at the gym, defeated by arm day. The struggle is, for him specifically, extremely real.

A kawaii nine-tailed kitsune from Japanese folklore, mythical and magical for the lore lover.

A stubby-legged corgi riding a T-Rex, pure joy for corgi people and dinosaur-loving kids alike.

'Not today, Jesus', a tongue-in-cheek satanic unicorn for the nu-goth kawaii-666 collector.

The old school rotary phone dial evokes memories of the classic cimphone.

The state of Texas built from yellow roses, quiet, pretty state pride for the proud Texan.

Cats and the periodic table, the internet's two great loves, finally on the same shirt.

Merry Krampus. The horned one from Alpine folklore who handles the children Santa writes off.

Occult Pagan Spirituality design.

A nine-tailed kitsune from Japanese folklore, drawn soft rather than fearsome.

Calling all vinyl collectors!

This funny "Types of Pie" design combines cute kawaii illustrations with a clever math pun for a sweet and nerdy twist.

The Gamesolotl: a tiny axolotl with a controller and no intention of stopping at one more match.

Mexican Western Bigfoot design.

Cute English Sheepdog for anyone who loves old English sheepdogs.

An opossum in a ramen bowl, perfectly content. Trash animal meets comfort food and neither seems surprised.

Dive into humor with this hilarious Funny Opossum Shark!

Scary Krampus Christmas for anyone who has misbehaved and likes goats and demons.

Bring a prehistoric twist to humor with this funny dinosaur extinction shirt.

Featuring a cat taking a selfie in front of a stunning view of a UFO abducting cats.

Sarcastic Humor design.

So why wait?

A sloth riding a tortoise. Speed, as the shirt points out, is relative.

This sloth yoga shirt is perfect for lazy warriors and snorers.

A field guide to the world's bigfoots, taxonomically arranged and entirely unverified.

A skeleton sitting among mushrooms, perfectly at ease. Cottagecore with the rot left in.

Funny ballerina dino for girls.

Global Alligator Species design.

A mothman rendered entirely in the creepy cute register. Adorable for about two seconds.

Funny Christmas venison design showing butcher-style venison cuts with festive bells for a humorous holiday twist.

The evolution chart, except it ends at a chicken. Which, inconveniently, is correct.

An opossum riding a shark, because the only thing better than one unlikely animal is two of them at once.

The plague doctor mask, drawn straight. History's most unsettling silhouette needs no help.

Wildlife Nature Guide design.

Ready to hit the gym and tackle that New Year's Resolution?

Awesome soccer dinosaur for boys kids who love playing soccer.

Scary Xmas Mothman Santa for anyone who loves tracking and researching monsters.

Cute for any fan of Goth apparel or a collector of kawaii Goth clothes, Nu Goth, and 666 stuff, and looking for another satanic outfit?

Pizzasaurus Rex dor dinosaur and pizza lovers.

Pastel Goth Aesthetic design.

A Japanese demon mask that turns out, on second look, to be an onion.

An anatomically correct heart, drawn properly and then grown through with flowers. Cardiology with its guard down.

Scary Creepy Krampus Anatomy for anyone who has misbehaved and likes goats and demons.