Funny Zip Hoodies

A whole chart of the world's axolotls in soft kawaii style, basically the cutest amphibian field guide you can wear.

The periodic table, but every element answers the one question chemistry teachers dread. Nerdy, a little gross, genuinely clever.

One tiny axolotl, one game controller, infinite respawns, the mascot for anyone whose 'one more match' never actually ends.

A majestic dragon made entirely of sushi rolls, cute Japanese-food art for anyone whose ideal night is all-you-can-eat.

A cheeky Noah's Ark word-play about which mythical creatures 'didn't make the boat', wholesome Christian humor with a wink.

A retro ninja cat riding a shark through a Great-Wave sea, equal parts woodblock art and glorious nonsense.

A kawaii axolotl adrift in a dreamy pastel-goth cosmos, cute, cosmic, and just a little melancholy.

A cute Bigfoot riding a T-Rex, because two impossible things are better than one. Peak 'why not' energy.

The plague-doctor icon reimagined kawaii, creepy-cute in soft pastel-goth colours for the menhera-aesthetic crowd.

The plague-doctor icon reimagined kawaii, creepy-cute in soft pastel-goth colours for the menhera-aesthetic crowd.

A trash-loving opossum piloting a T-Rex through prehistoric chaos, the mascot for the feral-and-unbothered.

A charming chart of shark faces by species, marine-biology cool for the friend who can ID a goblin shark on sight.

That unmistakable beaked plague-doctor mask, framed as an ominous tarot card, equal parts history nerd and horror fiend.

A chemistry cat presiding over the periodic table, proper element geekery, made irresistibly cute.

This cute and colorful Coffee Cats design combines two fan favorites, adorable cats and delicious coffee drinks.

'The first man with a tablet to download from the cloud.' A Moses tech-pun for the faith-meets-IT crowd.

A greatest-hits reel of analog childhood, cassette, boombox, rotary phone, for the proudly ancient 90s kid.

'You're not just trash, you're bisexual trash.' A joyful pride pun with a scrappy raccoon-and-possum crew.

A field guide to animals with brutally sarcastic names, nature, but make it a meme.

'Wanna taco 'bout Jesus?' A groan-worthy Christian food pun for the icebreaker in your church group.

A Venus flytrap reimagined as a proper little monster, horror with a green thumb.

The whole paranormal starting lineup, Bigfoot, Nessie, Mothman, Jersey Devil, for the true cryptid believer.

'The first man with a tablet to download from the cloud.' A Moses tech-pun for the faith-meets-IT crowd.

A house cat's official résumé, professional napper, part-time menace, references available upon waking.

The Lovers tarot card, reimagined as a goth skeleton romance, occult cool for the daily-card-puller.

A charming 'types of Nessie' chart for the proud Loch Ness believer who wants the world to know.

'Guess what? Chicken butt.' The timeless dad-joke, immortalized for the farm-humor faithful.

'Local cryptid', kawaii cryptozoology for the friend who's basically folklore themselves.

'Adopt a pet', if the pets were Bigfoot and Mothman. Playful creepiness for the folklore fan.

A cute witch-frog among snails and mushrooms, cottagecore-meets-goblincore for the cozy-spooky soul.

A cute 'tortoises of the world' chart in kawaii style, the slow-and-steady field guide for reptile lovers.

100 counting hash marks for the '100 days smarter' milestone, a classroom celebration you can wear.

Kawaii Octopus Sea Animals design.

A charming 'crabs of the world' chart, for the friend who loves catching them, eating them, or just the vibe.

A T-Rex at the gym, defeated by arm day. The struggle is, for him specifically, extremely real.

A kawaii nine-tailed kitsune from Japanese folklore, mythical and magical for the lore lover.

'Not today, Jesus', a tongue-in-cheek satanic unicorn for the nu-goth kawaii-666 collector.

The old school rotary phone dial evokes memories of the classic cimphone.

The state of Texas built from yellow roses, quiet, pretty state pride for the proud Texan.

Introvert Cryptid Humor design.

Cats and the periodic table, the internet's two great loves, finally on the same shirt.

Occult Pagan Spirituality design.

Cryptid Monsters Folklore design.

A nine-tailed kitsune from Japanese folklore, drawn soft rather than fearsome.

Calling all vinyl collectors!

This funny "Types of Pie" design combines cute kawaii illustrations with a clever math pun for a sweet and nerdy twist.

Chaos noodle. The most accurate name anyone has ever given a ferret, and we did not invent it.

Cute Academic Graduation design.

Mexican Bigfoot Apparel design.

The Gamesolotl: a tiny axolotl with a controller and no intention of stopping at one more match.

A group of crows is a murder. A few of them, therefore, is attempted murder.

Cute English Sheepdog for anyone who loves old English sheepdogs.

A cassette tape as an age gauge. If you can read it without thinking, it already applies to you.

An opossum in a ramen bowl, perfectly content. Trash animal meets comfort food and neither seems surprised.

Dive into humor with this hilarious Funny Opossum Shark!

A parrot with a drink and no sense of time. It is five o'clock somewhere and he knows it.

An anatomical ribcage with a heart where it belongs, drawn in pastel instead of ink.

Scary Krampus Christmas for anyone who has misbehaved and likes goats and demons.

Bring a prehistoric twist to humor with this funny dinosaur extinction shirt.

Featuring a cat taking a selfie in front of a stunning view of a UFO abducting cats.