Funny Oversized T-Shirts

A whole chart of the world's axolotls in soft kawaii style, basically the cutest amphibian field guide you can wear.

The periodic table, but every element answers the one question chemistry teachers dread. Nerdy, a little gross, genuinely clever.

One tiny axolotl, one game controller, infinite respawns, the mascot for anyone whose 'one more match' never actually ends.

That unmistakable beaked plague-doctor mask, framed as an ominous tarot card, equal parts history nerd and horror fiend.

A cheeky Noah's Ark word-play about which mythical creatures 'didn't make the boat', wholesome Christian humor with a wink.

A kawaii axolotl adrift in a dreamy pastel-goth cosmos, cute, cosmic, and just a little melancholy.

The plague-doctor icon reimagined kawaii, creepy-cute in soft pastel-goth colours for the menhera-aesthetic crowd.

The plague-doctor icon reimagined kawaii, creepy-cute in soft pastel-goth colours for the menhera-aesthetic crowd.

A menhera teddy bear in soft pastel-goth colours, the comfort pick for sad boys and pastel-aesthetic girls.

That unmistakable beaked plague-doctor mask, framed as an ominous tarot card, equal parts history nerd and horror fiend.

'The first man with a tablet to download from the cloud.' A Moses tech-pun for the faith-meets-IT crowd.

A greatest-hits reel of analog childhood, cassette, boombox, rotary phone, for the proudly ancient 90s kid.

'You're not just trash, you're bisexual trash.' A joyful pride pun with a scrappy raccoon-and-possum crew.

A field guide to animals with brutally sarcastic names, nature, but make it a meme.

'Wanna taco 'bout Jesus?' A groan-worthy Christian food pun for the icebreaker in your church group.

Death itself, softened into kawaii pastel-goth colours, a memento mori you'd genuinely put on a keychain.

A Venus flytrap reimagined as a proper little monster, horror with a green thumb.

'The first man with a tablet to download from the cloud.' A Moses tech-pun for the faith-meets-IT crowd.

A spooky-cute cat slurping ramen in soft pastel-goth colours, the food-and-goth crossover for the soft-grunge crowd.

A charming 'types of Nessie' chart for the proud Loch Ness believer who wants the world to know.

Another gorgeous chart of the world's axolotls in kawaii style, for the fan who can never have too many.

'Guess what? Chicken butt.' The timeless dad-joke, immortalized for the farm-humor faithful.

'Local cryptid', kawaii cryptozoology for the friend who's basically folklore themselves.

'Just a boy who loves axolotls and video games.' Pure wholesome enthusiasm, zero irony.

A kawaii axolotl on a dreamy vaporwave-goth palette, cute meets nu-goth for the pastel-aesthetic crowd.

A cute 'tortoises of the world' chart in kawaii style, the slow-and-steady field guide for reptile lovers.

Kawaii Octopus Sea Animals design.

A charming 'crabs of the world' chart, for the friend who loves catching them, eating them, or just the vibe.

A kawaii nine-tailed kitsune from Japanese folklore, mythical and magical for the lore lover.

'Not today, Jesus', a tongue-in-cheek satanic unicorn for the nu-goth kawaii-666 collector.

The old school rotary phone dial evokes memories of the classic cimphone.

The state of Texas built from yellow roses, quiet, pretty state pride for the proud Texan.

Introvert Cryptid Humor design.

Cryptid Monsters Folklore design.

This funny "Types of Pie" design combines cute kawaii illustrations with a clever math pun for a sweet and nerdy twist.

Chaos noodle. The most accurate name anyone has ever given a ferret, and we did not invent it.

Mexican Bigfoot Apparel design.

Mexican Western Bigfoot design.

A group of crows is a murder. A few of them, therefore, is attempted murder.

Cute English Sheepdog for anyone who loves old English sheepdogs.

An opossum in a ramen bowl, perfectly content. Trash animal meets comfort food and neither seems surprised.

Dive into humor with this hilarious Funny Opossum Shark!

A parrot with a drink and no sense of time. It is five o'clock somewhere and he knows it.

An anatomical ribcage with a heart where it belongs, drawn in pastel instead of ink.

Featuring a cat taking a selfie in front of a stunning view of a UFO abducting cats.

Funny design.

So why wait?

A sloth riding a tortoise. Speed, as the shirt points out, is relative.

A kitten riding a rainbow T-Rex, which is exactly as much fun as it sounds.

This sloth yoga shirt is perfect for lazy warriors and snorers.

Cute Goth Satanic Baphomet for anyone who loves witchcraft.

Occult Fitness design.

Mothman believes in you. Possibly the only cryptid offering encouragement rather than a warning.

Funny cow shirts for women!

Do you love velociraptors or any other dinosaur?

A mothman rendered entirely in the creepy cute register. Adorable for about two seconds.

The world's most relaxed rodent, rendered as a city-flattening kaiju. Capyzilla has arrived and seems fine about it.

The evolution chart, except it ends at a chicken. Which, inconveniently, is correct.

Starry Night painted into the shape of an anatomical heart. Two kinds of looking at once.

Pastel Goth Kawaii design.